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That's a list 16 more people who have yet to publicly address the importance of breakfast. Vote For Breakfast Exclusives (Complete Archive) Flashback: John McCain - My Cheating HeartLarry Flynt and Hustler magazine are conducting an "ongoing investigation into the dirty secrets of prominent elected officials." They recently exposed Republican Senator David Vitter after his telephone number was found in an escort service’s phone records. Searching through phone... Posted on 19 February 2008 | 5:56 pm Obama Versus McCain: Battle Of The BandsThis is the story of...Double Funk Crunch Versus The Mad Bavarian Brass BandRecent finance reports from the candidates for President revealed that Barack Obama paid $1,700 for a band called Double Funk Crunch to play in California and John McCain... Posted on 18 February 2008 | 5:51 pm Funny Looking Women Get Jobs If Hillary Wins PrezThere's no guarantee that American women will prosper if a woman becomes President, but there's two ladies who have a better shot than most.Teresa Barnwell has been a Hillary Clinton impersonator since 1993. She's appeared on "The Tonight Show with... Posted on 17 February 2008 | 10:14 pm Meet Barack Obama IIThe man pictured above is Barack Obama - a 46 year old Junior Senator from... Hey! Wait a minute. That's not Barack Obama.Meet Ron Butler (aka Ronnie Butler Jr). You may already know Butler from his numerous television rolls including... Posted on 14 February 2008 | 5:46 am Mike Huckabee Used To Be Super Fat...until BREAKFAST saved his life!In 2002, Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee weighted 280 pounds. Climbing a flight of stairs would leave him panting and sweating like a pig. He could barely fit his large butt into seats in airplanes and theaters.... Posted on 11 February 2008 | 4:17 pm Hillary Clinton In UnderwearAt addictinggames.com, you can find a Cyber-Hillary Dress Up Doll. The former First Lady is waiting for you in a droopy bra and man-boy underpants... and she's bald. She needs your help. You can dress her up by simply dragging... Posted on 8 February 2008 | 4:32 pm Flashback: McCain Calls Vietnamese "Gooks"The John McCain campaign is on a roll, and here's even more good news for his 2008 race to be President. He's no longer calling Vietnamese people "gooks" - at least not in public.Back in 2002, the Senator told reporters,... Posted on 15 January 2008 | 3:57 am A Better Barack Obama Dress Up DollLast week, I reported on a Barack Obama Online Dress Up Doll at cartoondollemporium.com. It was okay. It offered a few shirts, some pants. You could place a surf board next to him. This week, I give you a much... Posted on 11 January 2008 | 4:26 pm McCain's Latest Wife Is A CougarWhen I was in Las Vegas last weekend, a recently-seperated friend of mine said he wanted to go to a cougar bar. I asked what's a "cougar bar"? My buddy explained that a "cougar" is a nickname for an attractive... Posted on 3 January 2008 | 5:16 am Mitt Romney's Real First Name Is WillardWillard Milton Romney - born March 12, 1947 - alias "Mitt" RomneyEquipped with this new piece of information, detractors of "Mitt" Romney are trying to assess why a major Presidential candidate would campaign for office under an assumed alias.On Romney's... Posted on 1 January 2008 | 5:39 am Exposed: Rudy Giuliani Married His CousinIt may seem like a romantic fairy tale. On the paradise of South Beach, Long Island, a little boy and a little girl build sand castles together during their respective family vacations. They get to know each other. They grow... Posted on 1 January 2008 | 3:42 am Flashback: John Edwards Sexiest PoliticianIn November 2000, People magazine named John Edwards as its choice for the "sexiest politician alive."Apparently that was the year that People Magazine went insane!I can not really speak to sexiness of John Edwards, but do know a thing or... Posted on 21 September 2007 | 4:19 pm Millionaire Candidates Out Of Touch With ShoppersFrom April 2006 to April 2007, grocery prices have risen 3.9%. Over the last 5 years, food prices have increased 12.2% nationwide. Among the items whose prices have risen the fastest are eggs, milk, bread and breakfast cereal. This morning,... Posted on 9 September 2007 | 7:14 pm Chris Dodd Used To Date Carrie FisherWhat's the matter with Chris Dodd?When you look at the stage during a 2007 Democratic Presidential debate... among the "hip" younger candidates and eccentric weirdoes... there's a seemingly-stodgy white-haired man. We rarely remember what he had to say. We just... Posted on 6 September 2007 | 8:35 pm Dennis Kucinich Sings Tennessee Ernie FordOn January 8, 2007, Presidential Candidate Dennis Kucinich stunned a crowd during a speech at the 10th Annual Wall Street Project Conference at the Sheraton New York. He had just finished telling the audience that he was "a product of... Posted on 16 August 2007 | 4:45 am Barack Obama Sings "Beautiful And Beloved Mexico"Last Friday, Presidential Candidate Barack Obama was asked to name his favorite song on the popular syndicated Mexican-American radio show, "Piolin por la Manana."Interested listeners may have expected Obama to answer "God Bless America" or "America The Beautiful". Instead, the... Posted on 13 August 2007 | 4:24 pm Goodbye Tommy ThompsonAfter finishing in 6th place in an Iowa Straw Poll this weekend, former Wisconsin Governor Tommy Thompson has dropped out of the race for President.A straw poll refers to any informal poll. The name comes from the old practice of... Posted on 13 August 2007 | 3:36 pm John Edwards: A Black Woman?According to CNN yesterday, Elizabeth Edwards (wife of Presidential Candidate John Edwards) said, "We can’t make John black, we can’t make him a woman... Those things get you a certain amount of fundraising dollars.” Mrs. Edwards was referring to two... Posted on 9 August 2007 | 3:54 pm Sad Dad Giuliani: Daughter Supports ObamaBritain's Guardian Newspaper reported this morning that Rudy Giuliani's 17 year old daughter Caroline has signed up as a supporter for Barack Obama. The cute, young Giuliani teen added her name to "1 Million Strong for Barack", Obama's site on... Posted on 8 August 2007 | 6:04 am Rudy Giuliani Versus John McCain: TV Series CameosToday's challenge pits Rudy Giuliani's appearance on a 1993 episode of "Seinfeld" against John McCain's cameo on a 2006 episode of "24". Giuliani is playing himself. Senator McCain is playing the role of "office staffer". In today's world -... Posted on 7 August 2007 | 2:58 am Rudy Giuliani: When He Had HairGreat Moments In Rudy Giuliani's Hair:1968 - Giuliani graduates cum laude from New York University School of Law. Minor recession of hairline hints at eventual baldness.March 1981 - Serving as Associate Attorney General, Giuliani is photographed with President Ronald Reagan.... Posted on 3 August 2007 | 12:53 pm Clinton Nutcracker / Giuliani BobbleheadIf you perform a search for the Presidential Candidates' names on eBay, you can get a fair idea of their popularity based on the number of items offered.Here's how the race stacked up last night:1. Hillary Clinton - 326 items2.... Posted on 1 August 2007 | 3:25 am Tom Tancredo Looks Like Pauly ShoreThis just in...Tom Tancredo looks exactly like Pauly Shore.Tom Tancredo is a member of the U.S. House of Representatives and a Republican Candidate for President. Pauly Shore was a comedian in the eighties and early nineties before his particular brand... Posted on 31 July 2007 | 4:58 am Hillary Clinton Heckled: "All She Wants Is Power"According to CNN, Hillary Clinton was heckled during a speaking engagement Saturday by "an older woman" carrying a sign that read, “She doesn’t care, all she wants is the power”. Hill-Dawg supporters responded by shouting back and pushing the older... Posted on 30 July 2007 | 6:04 am John McCain: Sleeping Or ReadingWas Presidential Candidate John McCain sleeping at the State Of The Union address on January 23, 2007? The Senator claims he was reading. Here's two examples of John McCain's unique style of reading.Presidential Candidate Mr Breakfast will continue to point... Posted on 27 July 2007 | 3:47 pm Mike Huckabee Performs "Free Bird" By Lynyrd Skynyrd"If you've ever been at a concert with Lynyrd Skynyrd, I'm sure you heard it before..."On July 7, 2007, Presidential Candidate and Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee took the stage in Nashua, NH to preform a scorching rendition of the Southern... Posted on 26 July 2007 | 1:37 pm Finally: Democratic Candidate Recognizes BreakfastAt Monday's CNN/YouTube Democratic Presidential Debate, New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson made a passing reference to breakfast while answering a question about healthcare reform. "(A) healthy breakfast for every child," he proclaimed.While Richardson's comment pertained specifically to breakfast in our... Posted on 25 July 2007 | 12:20 am New Cereal Endorsed By Presidential CandidatePolitical decorum dictates that I don't endorse any other candidate at this moment. However, it does seem appropriate, even imperative, that I do endorse certain breakfast products during the course of my campaign. Therefore, it with great pleasure that I... Posted on 24 July 2007 | 11:21 pm New Cereal Sparks National Policy on Oat ClustersThe complete name of this new cereal is Oat Cluster Cheerios Crunch and it's described on the box as being "A cereal with a perfect blend of five lightly sweetened whole grains and crunchy oat clusters."The five grains are oats,... Posted on 23 July 2007 | 5:17 pm Who Is A Bigger Woman: Hillary Clinton Or John Edwards?The New York Post ran an article recently called "Hill Not Woman Enough: Elizabeth Edwards" (07/17/07). It condensed statements that John Edwards' wife had made in a recent interview about Hillary Clinton.According to Elizabeth Edwards, "Sometimes you feel like you... Posted on 19 July 2007 | 2:42 am Romney, McCain and "Tar Babies""The best thing politically would be to stay as far away from that tar baby as I can." - Mitt Romney, July 2006, Ames, Iowa. Regarding: A troubled construction project in Boston."We are getting into a tar baby of enormous... Posted on 18 July 2007 | 5:48 am Clinton And Edwards: Too Cool For SchoolEverybody knows it requires a big ego to run for President. You have to stand before the American people time and time again and somehow project that you are worth listening to. To be a superstar, you have believe that... Posted on 17 July 2007 | 2:39 am Jim Gilmore Drops Out Of The Race ForeverJust as we predicted... former Virginia Governor Jim Gilmore announced he has dropped out of the Presidential race. He released an official statement of resignation on Saturday, July 14th... 11 days after VoteForBreakfast.com ran the story "Jim Gilmore Drops Out... Posted on 16 July 2007 | 5:22 am Bill Richardson Whacks Photographer With BaseballYesterday, it was reported that Bill Richardson belted a photographer with a baseball while making a campaign appearance in Dyersville, Iowa.Richardson was touring the site of the 1989 Kevin Costner baseball film “Field of Dreams.” After playing catch with a... Posted on 12 July 2007 | 6:06 am Mike Huckabee And Mexican StereotypesAnd the award for "worst use of a Hispanic stereotype since the drunken mice of the Speedy Gonzales cartoons" goes to.... Mike Huckabee.The above video is from the N.G.A. Healthy America Forum (February 26, 2006 - Washington, DC). The footage... Posted on 9 July 2007 | 3:32 am Jim Gilmore Drops Out Of The Race (For Now)Republican Presidential candidate Jim Gilmore has temporarily halted campaign appearances due to a partially detached retina. The former Virginia Governor underwent emergency eye surgery Friday to repair the detachment.Those following the 2008 race for President may better know Jim Gilmore... Posted on 3 July 2007 | 5:47 pm 10 Things You May Not Know About Barack ObamaIn our ongoing campaign to inform the voters about ALL of the candidates for President, here are a couple interesting facts about Barack Obama that you may not know.Barack Obama has a Grammy Award! He won for Best Spoken Word... Posted on 2 July 2007 | 12:47 am Flashback: Ron Paul On Morton Downey Jr. ShowThe year is 1988. Our President is Ronald Regan. The race for a new President is in full swing (a race to be won by George Herbert Walker Bush). The Libertarian candidate for President is Ron Paul. Unable to get... Posted on 29 June 2007 | 9:24 pm eBay Action To Meet Hillary ClintonCurrently on eBay, the charity organization December Rain is auctioning up a chance for for one lucky, super-wealthy bidder (and a guest) to have a meal with Hill-Dawg and Bill Clinton. The package includes air fare and hotel stay and... Posted on 27 June 2007 | 8:18 pm Is John Edwards A Sissy?John Edwards is is the Presidential candidate who looks like a little boy in a time when we need a President who can appear tough.Ann Coulter is a fun-to-watch right-wing loud mouth who used to have great legs before she... Posted on 26 June 2007 | 7:59 pm Mitt Romney Looks Like An Aging Ken DollIt's been bothering me for days. Who does Mitt Romney remind me off? He's glossy; always so well groomed; he always has that made-for-tv smile. Then today, it hit me. Mitt Romney looks a Ken doll - the post-1962 doll... Posted on 26 June 2007 | 5:15 am Simpsons Star Calls Hillary Clinton A FraudJackie Mason, the Emmy Award winning voice of Rabbi Hyman Krustofski on the popular television series The Simpsons, has launched a video tirade against Democratic Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.The 79 year old comedian is known to older... Posted on 25 June 2007 | 7:39 pm The Other Side Of Tommy ThompsonPresidential Candidate Tommy Thompson seems like a real stiff, right? He's the guy in the Republican debates with the deep voice... the one who seems like he doesn't have a sense of humor. You know... he's one of the five... Posted on 25 June 2007 | 4:48 pm Vote For Breakfast Campaign Clearly DefinedMy press agent, the great Kellie Dancho at Lush Inc. Los Angles was approached this week by a certain afternoon talk show. They're interested in having your candidate on and it's been requested that we send them a short synopsis... Posted on 20 June 2007 | 6:45 pm Hill-Dawg: Another Weird Campaign VideoOne day after Mike Gravel released his insane campaign video, major Presidential contender Hillary (Hill-Dawg) Clinton comes out with this gem. The video is spoof on the final scene of the Sopranos HBO television series. Personally, I love the Sopranos... Posted on 20 June 2007 | 4:22 am Mike Gravel's Insane Campaign VideoPoor Mr. Gravel. He was so great in the April Democratic debates. (Watch it here if you don't believe me.) His feisty, direct responses made him seem like a real man of the people, albeit a somewhat crazy man of... Posted on 18 June 2007 | 4:28 pm McCain's Anti-Romney WebsiteRecently politico.com reported that the John McCain campaign purchased MittVsFact.com (i.e. Mitt Romney Versus Honest Statements), for the seemingly obvious purpose of taking online jabs at his opponent. But on 6/15/07, John McCain said, "We’re not going to do that...... Posted on 18 June 2007 | 5:13 am Australians Sum Up Democratic RaceHillary Clinton fans sounded off about this clip on the video's YouTube page.Comments included:"a little over the top , some ladies really do not need to be harrassed like that. i would not appreciate someone making those kind of crude... Posted on 17 June 2007 | 12:49 am Joe Biden Gets Beat Up By Own SisterOn December 11, 1990, the Senate held hearings to probe the problem of violence against women. It turns out the problem is a two-way street. Senator Joe Bidden gets beat up by his own sister.To quote Senator Biden, "In my... Posted on 15 June 2007 | 7:54 pm Dennis Kucinich: Funny Video; Attractive WifeHere's a pretty funny video (from the David Letterman program) I found while researching fellow candidate Dennis (The Menace) Kucinich. The theme of "no audio needed" is a bit ironic, considering that Kucinich has yet to make a single statement... Posted on 13 June 2007 | 7:44 pm Quote McCain: DiCaprio... Androgynous Wimp"Like every other 13-year-old in America, she's (McCain's Daughter) in love with Leonardo DiCaprio, who I think is an androgynous wimp. You know what he does throughout the whole movie Titanic? He smokes."- Sen. John McCain, The Washington Post, June... Posted on 13 June 2007 | 6:26 pm Thou Shalt Be Rudy GiulianiAnd lo... thouest he was nearly struck by lightning at the recent Republican debate whilst he speaketh-ing about abortion, the Lord still sayeth "Rudy, thou shall write 12 commitments... for thouest must showeth that thou still be religious." And... Posted on 12 June 2007 | 3:17 pm Hillary Clinton, Porn and PancakesWhen I first saw this headline, I was furious... thinking that Hillary Clinton had adopted my pre-9-11 position that porno and pancakes go together. (I've since pulled a Romney. Porn and pancakes should be kept separate. def. "pulling a Romney":... Posted on 11 June 2007 | 3:59 pm John McCain: Prison Camp ArmsIf you watched the recent debates, you may have noticed that John McCain's body language seemed a little stiff. In the May 2007 debate, he made the forceful statement, "We will bring him (Osama bin Laden) to justice and... Posted on 11 June 2007 | 3:20 pm Barack Obama Steals My SchtickHey B.O., there already is a super hero in this race... me. You gotta earn it man. "A healthy breakfast makes you feel like a super hero all day" - Mr Breakfast... Posted on 6 June 2007 | 2:15 am God Gets Angry With Rudy GiulianiApparently the Lord doesn't like it when candidates give non-committal answers. "Errr... uhhh... I don't like abortion... but errr... ummm.... women should get to choose.... so ummm.... errr.... I think the states should decide."... Posted on 5 June 2007 | 2:20 am |
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