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(excerpt from July 4, 2007 speech)

One night when Bill Clinton was President, I had a sexy dream about Hillary Clinton. In the dream, we were at a party... a fancy hip party like P-Ditty or Elton John might throw. I was in a VIP room when the secret service escorted Mrs. Clinton to sit beside me. We were obviously lovers and it was a rare treat to be at a party together. Even though it was wrong - for our secret could be revealed - we kissed.

It was one of those dreams that seemed so real... where you wake up and you're deeply saddened that (what seems like) a certain part of your life ended too soon. Before the dream, I'd never found Hillary Clinton that attractive. But for the next few weeks whenever I saw her, I felt a certain yearning. Even today, a little of that spark still glows.

As for Hillary Clinton as a candidate, I think she's the horse to bet on for the Democrats.





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Posted on 30 July 2007 | 6:04 am

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Hillary Clinton, Porn and Pancakes

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Posted on 11 June 2007 | 3:59 pm





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